Have you ever been victim of WIFI ISP robbery? What have you done about it, please comment! While we wait for your comments, following are a list of actions taken by other honest users, mainly directed to their neighbours and some reflexions upon these WIFI ‘statements’. ENJOY!
Neighbours - the movie
Could it be the residential cul de sac...that’s been virtually alive since 1985
The persistent neighbour or roommate
How many times do they have to tell her??
A bit of grammar - personal pronouns
The you refers to the second person personal pronoun, plural and singular (specific to someone) or could it be the third person or indefinite pronoun (replacing one, in this case, no one, for you)?
Psycho Thriller - qu'est que se
You better run, run, run, run, run AWWAAaaAAYY
Saucy, saucy, HOT, HOT, careful you can get burnt! But next time please in your privacy...thanks!
Soap Opera, episode 656,479
Gran Torino II
You better be a mean Mutha F#*k, if you dare pronounce, let alone write, these words.
The Lord of the Rings - revised
Damn right you don’t!! Evil reigns throughout these lands and can lure anybody into their mischievous ways and there, there is no turning back.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Next station dihareerland
Seems a pretty efficient way to scare away the common user, but be aware of the coprophilia. You could have them at your door by the dozens…
Anybody know what cheapskate means? What’s for sure is that the ‘cheapskate’ had gone a bit too far...
For all viewers?
Dirty user: can everybody join as a free viewer?
Civilised user: these messages can be seen by all ages, let’s be more careful.
Open brackets dot close brackets, repeat, open brackets...equals...
Do you know anymore?
Everybody is free to do what they want but, again, in private. At least that’s the opinion of the general public. ¿Isn’t it?
Joe es un Gilipollas
I thought it sounded better in Spanish. If you don’t know how to pronounce it, read it like if it was written as follows: heel (as in high heels) i (as in indian) po (as in pot) j (as in jump) a (as in cat) s (as in slow)
Free WIFI - No chance
Did you get the message?
This area is well secured against scoundrels.
The least you could do...
If you’ve seen her/he naked, the least you could do, is let her/him have FREE WIFI!!
Find at least one organ of the male physiognomy.
Some are proud of it (which is to be recognized) and others just don’t care, as long as they can get their FREE WIFI...
No sex here, please!
So, that means that the listener isn’t having any…?
Does it ring any bells?
If you’ve still haven’t heard any bells, listen to this, and if the bells have rung, you might want to listen too.
Conversation through WIFI
Although it can’t be categorized as a complex and intellectual conversation, it does gather certain essential parts of one: the statement has been presented and the answer has been informed.
One question - FLAMINGOS?? Is this a zoo or an extravagantly rich home…
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